absurd
misanthropic teenage girl // 17 // ph

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

hempkitty:

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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ghostworld2001:

[hears the stampede of larries roaring in the distance]

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